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March 29, 1999
FRANCE DECLARES MARSHALLS LAW
In response to weeks of rioting and panic in the streets of France’s major cities, French Premier Jacques Chirac declared a state of Marshalls law yesterday. The measure, which Chirac says was necessary to prevent anarchy in the economically and existentially troubled nation, is the first time that the French government has declared a state of emergency modeled on an American discount apparel retailer.

November 19, 1998
‘Invisible Hand' rescues baby
Witnesses say The Invisible Hand was responsible for last Wednesday's rescue of 1-year-old Sally Fairfield, who had crawled out the fourth-story window of her family’s Back Bay apartment and was plummeting to certain death.